Ertain @Ertain@mast.linuxgamecast.com

Here's another video of me saying product information in an announcer voice.

This time, a Kinderjoy Bueno bar.

Sometimes you need a motivational penguin in your life.

I thought I knew this: certain clothing can be reused over and over. I knew that jeans didn't really need to be washed. But other stuff, like shirts, could be worn for a little while, and hung back up. Unless the article of clothing is soiled, it should be fine for wearing another day. Heck, I didn't know how much washing tears and stretches the fabric. #TheMoreYouKnow 🌟

Samus and the seven E.M.M.I.s. I know there's a joke in there somewhere. #MetroidDread

All of the mainline Legend of Zelda games, after 1988, are prequels.

Through my job, I usually meet people from Europe and South America. I have never, though, met anyone from Antarctica.

I got the booster shot for the virus today. All I can say is that removing the band-aid hurt like a motherfucker. #HairyArms

I've been thinking of the lyrics to the song Lyin' Eyes, and that Don Henley and Glenn Frey were one of the best rock song writing duos in music history. They're up there with Keith Richards & Mick Jagger, Joe Perry & Steven Tyler, and Paul Stanley & Gene Simmons.

You know what will never cease to be funny? The original video of that guy saying, "Deez nuts!"

I've been playing the remake of #Actraiser, and it's okay. The stage gameplay is good, as well as the angel fighting the demons around the towns. But the inclusion of tower defense mechanics, having to go into the monster lair, and the odd story telling makes it mediocre.

As you get older, you learn things. For instance, sometimes you don't need a partner; you need a companion. What that means is get a pet.

I have hit Rick bottom in fast food: I see myself going back to McDonald's on a regular basis. I have fallen so far.😔

I would like to call people who don't use punctuation in their messages as "grammatically challenged".

I remember when I was a kid, I would sometimes see my Old Man walking around wearing black socks with sandals. I thought that was a dad thing. Now I see young people wearing stuff like that. What the heck happened? I'm not mad, just confused.

I just released v0.5.1 of my speedrunning game "Run to the End". It has procedurally generated courses, fire-breathing dragon statues, platforming, and more. Check it out here: https://ertain.itch.io/run-to-the-end #GameDev #GodotEngine

The grass is not always greener on the other side. Usually, it's just another shade of green.

Every time I look at the links on Hacker News, I have to turn off the JavaScript on my browser so that I don't get pop-ups.