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Lyrics to the "Hi ho" song from Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, yet with a techno spin. Inspired by a toot from @hierarchon This can be mostly sung to the tune of the original song.

I/O, I/O, it's off to disk we go
We did read read read read read read read
In the RAM the whole process through
To write write write write write write write write
It's what we like to do
It ain't no hack
To fill the stack
If read read read
From the disk and back
In the CPU! (Echo: in the CPU!)

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A picture is worth a thousand words, but are any of those words worth it?

After watching bits of , looking at characters from 40k, and looking at similar sci-fi war games, it looks like space marines have to be dummy thicc.

I can't find any good tunes while working on something. Time to go to my good ol' stand-by: Tom Waits.

I've said it before, and I'll write it again: I hope I never receive a letter that begins with "Hello, you are being sued."

Now I finally understand what Krieg from Borderlands 2 meant by a "Meat bicycle built for two."

Now that the desktop version of the has been revealed, I thinks it's about time that I built a new PC.

Sometimes, a man can only take so much, and he needs chocolate.

I'm walking through a park, and I must say, there's plenty of parking space.

My doctor said that I need to get my heart rate up more, especially when I'm doing physical activities. I think I get my heart rate up enough when I'm worrying about something.

I've seen people trading futures in securities. I'm sure the next trend in trading will come soon, and make trading futures a thing of the past.

Putin is trying to get thousands more soldiers and military people. And Russians are not having any of that shit.

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Talking about management. 

In my age, companies probably want me to go into management. The thing is, In not cut out for management because my temper is too short. More than once, I've told customers to go fuck themselves, and I have nearly lost my job because of it. I feel like I've dodged more bullets than Neo.

Perhaps the only thing worth losing is weight.

What has more liquid: a towel that's damp, or a towel that's moist?

I did something crazy: I put my little Pong-like game on its own website: Now if you want to try out the game, you can! Note that there may be a few bugs to the game. If you want to improvement, it's .

Since I use , people may think that I'm some kind of hacker. The thing is, I couldn't social engineer my way out of a paper bag.

I feel like my deltoids have become toned from shrugging a lot. I guess it pays to not know much.

Researching and learning about famous people was difficult back then. You may have to first look through a card catalogue to find books in the same subject as the famous person. Then you had to collect the books and go through them. Woe be unto you if that book didn't have an index, and that you would have to read maybe a whole chapter. That could take 20 minutes or more.

I'm glad that we can easily look up famous people nowadays. That only takes a few minutes.

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