@strider Okay, I'll send you the partially filled ones
@strider sponsor my visa
@Venn what the PG way of saying "English motherfucker, do you speak it?"
Probably something like "English you lover of mothers, do you speak it"
@strider Daddy
@Venn 6th grade english literature in 2002
@Jill_linuxgirl STEVE, JILL ADOPT ME, I'LL BE YOUR SLAVE OR SOMETHIN
@Venn to woof is canine, to hiss is just serpentine
@strider @jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz not you dunderhead!
@jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz @strider go jump in the meat grinder please
@Venn Indeed it can, like the earth can yeet into the sun or anything can yeet into the sun and be done with it
@Venn That is entirely subjective a I find another transitive verb of the modern day youth, coequally term as *"yeet"* or its past or past participle counterpart *"yeeted"* to be equally fascinating
@Venn Lucky, all I get are those bland as hell Bell 206's with the occasional eurocopter which is essentially a flying plum lookin's thing
Me: applies for php dev job
Also Me: Gets a call for an interview
Interviewer: So you know php pretty well it seems
Me: Why yes I have been working with php since 2012 and over the years have worked on projects primarily made with laraval with an angular front end
Interviewer: Well that's good because WE WANT YOU TO WORK WITH JAVA WITH AN ORACLE BACKEND DB AND A FRONT END MADE WITH OUR CUSTOM IN HOUSE FRAMEWORK AND $thingsIhaveNeverEverWorkedWithAndIsGivenResponsibilityWithAVeryShortDeadline
@strider yes they do, you're just blind
@strider oh yeah you hate "peasants"
@strider Well some of us are not fortunate enough to have state sponsored education
@strider That's true for most places I don't see whats the "🤣" for?
I'm not angry, honest; I'm just allergic to humans