@Jill_linuxgirl STEVE, JILL ADOPT ME, I'LL BE YOUR SLAVE OR SOMETHIN
Me: applies for php dev job
Also Me: Gets a call for an interview
Interviewer: So you know php pretty well it seems
Me: Why yes I have been working with php since 2012 and over the years have worked on projects primarily made with laraval with an angular front end
Interviewer: Well that's good because WE WANT YOU TO WORK WITH JAVA WITH AN ORACLE BACKEND DB AND A FRONT END MADE WITH OUR CUSTOM IN HOUSE FRAMEWORK AND $thingsIhaveNeverEverWorkedWithAndIsGivenResponsibilityWithAVeryShortDeadline
Dipshit: I need a better alternative to gmail which respects a users privacy
Orn: why not use protonmail?
Dipshit: They are a for profit organization, I'd prefer if there is a provider that isn't for-profit
Orn:....You expect an organiztion which respects a users privacy very well and only charges on paid accounts to give you all the enterprise stuff for free?
Dipshit: yes
Orn:.....diptshit
No good god no, chatbots replacing forms? ffs NO!
https://www.smashingmagazine.com/2019/05/chatbots-forms-mobile/
this is what happens when you let people with fuck all understanding about what ui/ux is """""develop""""" a website,
what an absolutely fucking atrocious website
https://www.f8.com/
I'm not angry, honest; I'm just allergic to humans